everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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