Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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