And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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