I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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