there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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