Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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