I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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