youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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