Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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