p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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