theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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