a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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