God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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