Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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