i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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This is the high leading the old right now
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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