Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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