he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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