Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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