Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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