you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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