Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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