There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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