I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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