spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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