This girl is more easily done than said...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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