Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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