youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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