Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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