You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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