ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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