I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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