new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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