I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I am SOOO high
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HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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