Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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