I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize