you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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