may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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