He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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