your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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