I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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