Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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