i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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