I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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