Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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