I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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