Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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