Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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