How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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