It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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