there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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